Global Warming MY ASS

Turns out the United Nations has been doing a little number fudging to continue to make their case for the cause of global warming. So much so that they've decided to rewrite the Stefan-Boltzmann law of thermodynamics.

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Looks like they are trying to justify the amount of money that gets spent on global climate research, not to mention their programs to help spread the word. Guess when you aren't doing any real credible research... you gotta come up with ways to get that federal grant money.

Here's a clue. The earth has gotten a little warmer recently. Kind of like the warm period in the middle ages that allowed Vikings to farm in Greenland (it's under permafrost now) and let Chinese ships sail all around the Artic circle without ever seeing ice.

Wanna know why? THE SUNNER IS HOTTER! Go figure! Hmmm. This batch of cookies got done quicker than the last one. Wonder why? Perhaps the cookies are changing the atmosphere inside the oven, causing green house gases to collect. We must STOP THE COOKIES!
Oh, you mean somebody turned the oven up a tad? Well, I guess that could explain it. But since I make my livelihood through the "STOP THE COOKIES" campaign, I'll just overlook that fact for now.

What a mess...