I know that Ohio State took a load a shit last year (and since then for that matter) for losing to the Florida Gators in the National Championship Game last January. Frankly, we deserved it. The Gators cut out our living guts and used them to to grease their cleats!
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HOWEVER!
The Michigan Wolverines LOST to a Division II-A team in their season opener... at home... in front of 109,000 of their own fans...

I don't care how bad we (I'm an Ohio State Buckeye fan for those of you just tuning in) looked against Florida. We got tossed around handily, by the number 2 team in the nation...

Appalachian State, those gladiators from Boone, North Carolina, completely humiliated Michigan Head Coach Lloyd Carr. It's okay Lloyd. If they fire you from Michigan, the Buckeyes will give you a job. You can be our "What-Not-To-Do-Coordinator". You write up your gameplan for beating a Division II-A team and we'll promptly toss it in the trash, pat you on the head and let you go play with Brutus on the practice field.

Thanks Lloyd Carr, you just made my day!

MICHIGAN SUCKS!
GO BUCKS!